perryplat:

penpeniel:

barack-motherfucking-obama:

deidaras-glittery-dildos:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

What…?

Really guys? Let’s see about that.

MOTHER OF GOD

Well I guess I might as well try it out too

not that it’s gonna

hOLY SHIT

what have I done

yo hold up lemme give this a shot

HOLY SHI T

DEAR LORD THIS IS AMAZING

yeah okay but does it work for contacts?

S WEET JESUS

(via ninuhbutt)

not sure if i need sex, sleep, or to punch someone in the face.

(Source: sex-like-a-nympho, via eatingalligatorpie)